Ava gets the party started!

First let me introduce the men in my life.
Okay now that you know everyone, I’ll let them do that talking.
Llaw: Thank you Ava.
(Hector and Tristan incline their heads—not much for words those two)
Sgt.: Thanks.
Hector: Now, what are we supposed to say? Priya is going to put my balls in a vice if I’m not back soon.
Tristan: Oh, the lap dog needs to run home to his mistress.
Hector: Listen, you ancient…
Llaw: Watch the insults; if he’s ancient, I’m prehistoric.
Tristan: Yeah, yeah. Not all of us can be gods.
Sgt.: I think we were supposed to be talking about Ms. James, right? Could you kick the arguing and start that.
Llaw: I think you mean drop the arguing. And I agree, let’s see… what can we say about her?
Hector: She’s a great woman and I enjoy watching her leave.
Laughter ripples through the group, but Llaw frowns.
Llaw: You know she deserves our respect. She’s helped us find the love we never thought possible, and all you can think to say is that her rear is a fetching sight.
Tristan: It is indeed, but she has a way with words too. Who knew she was fluent in Gaelic? And the way she had Carys come to my rescue, that was a rescue to die for. One that I almost did die for
Sgt.: Ava could have had some sympathy on me. When she let Jaysen start in with the sponge bath while I was awake, I thought I was going to expire.
Hector: Don’t you mean expel?
The men laugh while Demetri looks confused, light of understanding came into his eyes and he joined the hilarity.
Llaw: Well, I think it is safe to say that her writings are faithful, if not humorous, portrayals of our amorous endeavors.
Tristan: Don’t forget the action. Hector and I have more than our fair share of action, fleeing enemies and fighting at every turn. A story is not good without the adventure of peril, swords drawn, cannons at the ready. Right, wolf?
Sgt.: I’m done with fighting.
Hector: You mean you’re neutered.
Sgt.: Neutured? What is that?
Llaw: He is saying that you are emasculated, Demetri. I think it’s time for us to go anyway. I know Deryn is waiting for me, and I am sure the rest of you need to get going. Thanks to Ms. Nita Wick for letting us talk about Ava James and her wonderful writing.
LOL You guys are great. This is going to be a wonderful party.
Thanks for coming! (That’s not what I meant, Hector!)
Thanks Nita! I was glad to bring the boys out. Hector is a bit of a troublemaker. But then again, what can you expect from a theiving werewolf? LOL
What a fun interview. LOL Men can be such troublemakers lol Congrats on three great characters.
Those guys are great! I love them.
lol
Hi Ava (and Nita!),
Okay, girl, you had me at David Beckham! Great post! Off to check out your books
Renee
Great interview Ava! Your characters are characters.
Hooo boy… These fellows are a group to draw to…
Don’t know which is more the life of the party. They each have their moments.
Carpe Noctem,
Des
Desirée Lee
Putting the Romance Back in Necromancy
http://www.desireelee.com
des@desireelee.com
Thanks for the compliments everyone! I love to add humor into my writing and it shows.
Ava
They are all cheeky characters!
Ava
That was great if I got mine all together they’d either fight or ignor one another.
Janice~
Gotta love those hunky bad boys…
Great fun blog Nita. Hi Ava, your guys are awesome and they are quite the characters.
Funny, Ava!
Guess I was a wee bit too early this morning, having commented on the previous post. Glad I came back t the party!!
Julie
This looks like a great contest. And so easy to enter. I look forward to meeting each of your “guests”.
Oh, I’m looking forward to Hector. I love weres! And who can resist some humour in as well?
great inverview